Guess its that time to vent on tumblr the problems that i have with this episode and get hated for not liking “the best episode in years” (Yes, i pulled a quote from some shitty internet magazine thing Mcbob.)
Now you’re probably wondering why this episode of Doctor Who dragged me out of tumblr limbo, well good sir/ma’dam sit down and Listen to what i have to say. (Get it i used the word Listen and the episodes name is listen, aw shut up it is funny!)
Now before i go ahead with the things i find wrong in this episode i’m gonna start with the good:
Danny Pink: I really loved Danny Pink in this episode, not only do we get to see more of him but a little back-story too, plus his great Grandchild.
Peter Capaldi: The new Doctor was on fire on this episode, i’m really liking Capaldi’s Doctor so far and i’m sure you’re liking him too.
Unfortunately that is all the good things i have to say about this episode besides i liked the 1st half. Now On with the Bad:
The Thing On the Bed: Now this is at the top of the list because i only have one problem with this. What the actual fuck was that on young Danny Pinks bed? Now i see a-lot of people saying “its a twist in the normal story-line, normally in Doctor Who when a child *thinks* there’s a monster under their bed they turn out to be right.” Now i shall tell you whats wrong with that statement actually i’ll show you…
See that at the bottom left hand side? Yep whoever was on Pinks bed was taking fashion advise from Lord Voldemort.You can say that’s just moffat fucking with us, but i think its safe to say that whatever was on that bed was no human kid, but then again i could be wrong.
Gallifrey: How did they get to Gallifrey? Isn’t it time locked? Yes, yes it fucking is. Now you could argue that a certain dalek went on a little stroll to Gallifrey, but he was clearly on drugs. You cannot just simply time-travel into Gallifrey, Unless you argue that this is before the time war which i doubt it would be. (Yes, in the 50th Anniversary the Doctor(S) went to Gallifrey but that was because of BAD WOLF i think…)
Clara/Moffat: Were to fucking start. The dinner at the start of the episode that was just a mess an absolute mess. GG Clara for just being a total bitch, which is not strictly your fault but your creators fault. Which Brings me to this Moffat why the fuck are you focusing on Cara and not the Doctor, I see more Clara than i do Capaldi especially in this episode.
I while now end on the most fuck you i’m Moffat Bitch!” moment ever.You cannot have clara be the reason for the Doctors philosophy of never carrying a weapon, because she heard the doctor say it to young Mr Pink. And i’ll tell you why, For someone like the doctor wouldn’t it make more sense if he came to that philosophy by himself and not by some creepy women hiding under his bed.(Just think of the doctor explaining what happened that night to someone it would be creepy as fuck) There is some more problems but i wont bore you with every little detail i find annoying.
Now this is what i have to say about “Listen” And i should probably mention not to take this too seriously i’m not saying you should hate this episode i’m saying i did not like it and why i didn’t like it. Yes, these are my opinions and yes they’are probably a load of shit, however my amigo this is the Internet and everyone’s opinions are stupid here.